How dirty can you get?

Well, when I find you under the porch playing next to the dog houses ...

But Mommy, I'm not that dirty ...

Do you want to make a bet, and you stink too ...

Nothing that a few bubbles won't take care of ...

Well maybe we need round two to get rid of all this dirt ...

He did tell me that the water was like swamp water after he was finished.  He is all boy.